who’s professional? what? oh right.

yeah idk.  maybe i should be a dentist.  that’s a good career right?  dentists?  They make money.  health care options.  free 24/7 dental advice.  but then i’d have to look at teeth all day.  i don’t even like teeth.  no offense to dentists – they provide a valuable service that modern society needs.  but like teeth? It’s like geology but for the mouth.

i’m not sure what i’m gonna do.  i’m reckless and irresponsible? that looks nice on applications. also a good quality for dentists.

if you’d like to hire me please send word.